Just What The Hell Would You Have Done ?

It was a tuesday morning & I didnt even finish settling ma ass down at the office when my Boss walks in and says i was gonna come with him to the Federal High Court in Maitama for some Confrence going on between us Legal personnel (Aint that a B**** ! + I dint have no breakie that morning so i was starving)
Hours passed & we finally got done at the conference (Gotta say it was quite interesting & they gave us food too) So we both were just heading out when my boss hints me on how he has to be at some spot at the moment so i was gonna take ma ass back to the office.. He tosses me a 1000 bucks *Smiling* , drops me at the nearest bus stop & off he went.
Ok so here's the cool funny part, i'm sitting at the back of the Bus & next to me were two pretty girls chatting up , while i had in front of me an elderly woman (probably hausa) & beside her was another boy who seemed to be her Son. He was a leper ... kinda looked calm but i saw mischief in his eyes..
Halfway through & the conductor started collecting fares from the passengers right, then this leper turns round & starts his flirtatious rampage on these two chics. He asked them a couple of questions and they kept ignoring him, & before i could say 'Jack Off ' , this dude went for the killer i tell ya ! he then quickly rubs his affected flange on one of the girl's face & tries stroking her cheeks real quick. *Lmao* All hell was let loose at the back of that Bus... they kept screaming & yelling & rolling over to ma spot (incidentally dashing me small current) just to avoid this boy from going any further.
They later calmed down & one of the girls tried inquiring what the Boy wanted ...  The boy demanded she paid for his fare to Suleja else He wouldn't hesitate in showing the world his 'Undying Love & Affection' for her.. Lmao, I swear i couldn't believe ma eyes, Which Kind Life ?
As I almost got to my drop point, The two chics were seriously pondering & whispering to themselves while they gathered up the small money they had (which had their transport fares included) just so they could be free from this Love-Gone-Wild scenario, till they finally decided to give him 150 naira with a Cringed face.
Hahahaha ,I got to my stop and just as I was about getting off (with so much laughter inside me waiting to burst out) , a quick whisper ensued between the boy and his mother, who was enjoying the crazy charade the whole time, & he turns back to the girls to inform them they had to pay for his mom too or else ......... (Shocking Look) 
I really couldn't stop wondering how they were gonna pull themselves out of that mudhole as i laffed & walked back to the office to find sumone to narrate it to. *Thinking* He'll probably plant a big ol' smooch on her lips if she refused (Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww) Hahahahahaha.

The Titty Secret on Twitter

*Laughing* Ok So My Naughty Mind Went on Thinking on a wet thursday morning and I thought to myself, Has anyone of y'all taylors/taylorettes laffed off at some mentions girls with "Titted" avatars get ? For example i was cruising through my timeline when this particular taylorette's handle caught my eye.. nufin too particular about it actually. Well, except for how super awesome her 'Packaged' boobs looked. Waznt that All-Out like dat sha Buh damn ! "The Packaging Make Serious Head" ... I Had to Lace out a Comment to Compliment Buh made it sound like it waz totally unrelated to her cleavage. 

Ok so I know it was inevitable for me not to comment , buh i know i aint the only 1 guilty of this. Matter of fact , almost evry taylor *& Some Taylorettes* shuld get charged for this. Nowadays , I tag it as cliche wen a girl with a 'Titted' Avatar gets any of those AVATAR TOH SEXY talk flooding her timeline. well truth be told, it has its way of making any Taylorette's handle look Real Good. :D .. For Real ! Ok Ladies .. Take a shot @ you with Little or No make-up , Hell dont even take a shower But jus put up enough cleavge for the eyes to marvel at, and make it your twitter default. I Guarantee You get atleast 10 to 15 mentions hailing ya. Im telling y'all its crazy mehn.

Alright Look, I am not criticizing or nufin really .. Shoot ! i'll probably put a bullet in my head if i dont see 1 of those 'Titted' handles on my Timeline every 20 minutes. Buh FYI , Just incase u get 1 of those "Your Avatar is Awesome" talk or any of them Corny facebook-type talk aiming at ur AVi , Make sure it aint 'Titted' ( Cleavage or Too Much Bossom ) .. If it is, Then that Taylor is most likely in Love with ur Goods. *By taylors, it also has me Included :D* .. If it aint 'Titted' , Then You are Safe... Lool, Shoutout to my Taylors & Taylorettes in The Building. 

Pray For Nigeria

Im Way too pissed to even think of wat to write on this blog .... buh i just pray the Almighty Allah save us from these hypocrites dat go round blowing shit up nd killing innocent people nd still have the nerve to call themselves muslims. its just so sad...  *Going Back to Listning to Big Sean's "Finally Famous"*

Sooo .....

My 1st Blog .. dint even wanna open this piece of shit blogsite dats even the funny part ... ahh well, aint no harm in giving it a shot. sides, kinna luvin the idea also nd since im really thinkn of startn off this photography ish , it mite just work out for me... havnt told any1 about it yet , coz all that keeps coming at me wen i open my mouth is ... "Uv gotta study hard" "Aint no Harm being a lawyer" ... Bla Bla Bla nd the rest of the bullcrap. .. This Photography Package kinna looks like the Real ish.
Iv Gotta Give it a Shot at Least ryt ? Aniwayz Enuff of all Dat Boring Talk... I'll Hit u Guyz Wen Iv Got Sumfin More Fun to Tell u Guyz *I Dunno ... Tits Maybe ?* Oh & P.s .. iHeart Titties !!!! Freakn Luv'em. So Throw Dem all @ Me.... @RealWizKelevra