Just What The Hell Would You Have Done ?

It was a tuesday morning & I didnt even finish settling ma ass down at the office when my Boss walks in and says i was gonna come with him to the Federal High Court in Maitama for some Confrence going on between us Legal personnel (Aint that a B**** ! + I dint have no breakie that morning so i was starving)
Hours passed & we finally got done at the conference (Gotta say it was quite interesting & they gave us food too) So we both were just heading out when my boss hints me on how he has to be at some spot at the moment so i was gonna take ma ass back to the office.. He tosses me a 1000 bucks *Smiling* , drops me at the nearest bus stop & off he went.
Ok so here's the cool funny part, i'm sitting at the back of the Bus & next to me were two pretty girls chatting up , while i had in front of me an elderly woman (probably hausa) & beside her was another boy who seemed to be her Son. He was a leper ... kinda looked calm but i saw mischief in his eyes..
Halfway through & the conductor started collecting fares from the passengers right, then this leper turns round & starts his flirtatious rampage on these two chics. He asked them a couple of questions and they kept ignoring him, & before i could say 'Jack Off ' , this dude went for the killer i tell ya ! he then quickly rubs his affected flange on one of the girl's face & tries stroking her cheeks real quick. *Lmao* All hell was let loose at the back of that Bus... they kept screaming & yelling & rolling over to ma spot (incidentally dashing me small current) just to avoid this boy from going any further.
They later calmed down & one of the girls tried inquiring what the Boy wanted ...  The boy demanded she paid for his fare to Suleja else He wouldn't hesitate in showing the world his 'Undying Love & Affection' for her.. Lmao, I swear i couldn't believe ma eyes, Which Kind Life ?
As I almost got to my drop point, The two chics were seriously pondering & whispering to themselves while they gathered up the small money they had (which had their transport fares included) just so they could be free from this Love-Gone-Wild scenario, till they finally decided to give him 150 naira with a Cringed face.
Hahahaha ,I got to my stop and just as I was about getting off (with so much laughter inside me waiting to burst out) , a quick whisper ensued between the boy and his mother, who was enjoying the crazy charade the whole time, & he turns back to the girls to inform them they had to pay for his mom too or else ......... (Shocking Look) 
I really couldn't stop wondering how they were gonna pull themselves out of that mudhole as i laffed & walked back to the office to find sumone to narrate it to. *Thinking* He'll probably plant a big ol' smooch on her lips if she refused (Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww) Hahahahahaha.